"Rouxphie" by Marie Alvarez Sung to the tune of the chorus for "We Love You, Conrad" by Lee Adams (lyrics) and Charles Strouse (music) I love you, Rouxphie. .....Oh, yes I do. You are my puppy. .....You love me too. I love you, Rouxphie. .....You are so nice. I love you, Rouxphie. .....'cause you eat mice. (Really, he did eat mice...)