Are you really asked these questions frequently?
Uh... No. But I didn't want to call it "Infrequently Asked Questions” or (more accurately):
“Answers to questions absolutely no one has ever asked me.” That wouldn't be cool.

How old are you?
I was born on February 17, 1974... You do the math.
(incidentally, I’m the exact same age as Jerry O’Connell)

How tall are you?
I’m the same height as Michael J. Fox, Seth Green and
former U.S. President James Madison... Okay, I’m 5’4”!

Why are you so short?
It keeps me humble...
That and I’ve never been a big fan of having to duck.

Why are you going bald?
It’s God’s way of punishing me for wearing a mullet when I HAD hair.

What’s your sign?
Aquarius...
Not that I believe in astrology or anything.

Why aren't you married?
It’s not my turn yet.

What’s your favorite movie?
Magnolia (1999)

Who’s your favorite director?
Paul Thomas Anderson

Who’s your favorite band?
U2

What kind of computer do you prefer?
Any kind of Macintosh!

What exactly is that little icon in my address bar?
It's my dad's cattle brand.

What’s the sexiest part of a woman’s body?
The small of her back.

Jassica Simpson or Ashlee Simpson?
Ashlee Simpson (Before the nose-job)

Ashlee Simpson or Avril Lavigne?
Please! Avril!

"whore spot," "tramp stamp," or "target"?
"Tramp stamp" ...in polite company.

What's that last question all about?
If you have to ask, you probably don't want to know.

Stallone or Schwarzenegger?
The Governator!

Star Wars or Star Trek?
Oh, man... Star Wars, but only because there's only about 13 hours of it (maybe one or two of which are of questionable quality) and Star Trek has yet to make ammends for that whole "Enterprise" thing.

Mac OS X or... oh never mind.
Thank you.

CNN, Fox News, or MSNBC?
Hmmm. Let me think about that. News, Republican propaganda or NerdTV? Sorry, I'm a traditionalist, I remain committed to CNN.

Is the "coin slot" here to stay?
Gosh, I hope not.

"Coin slot"?
It's right up there with the "tramp stamp." Or, I should probably say, "Down there with the 'tramp stamp.'"

"Saturday Night Live" or "Mad TV"?
Come on! "SNL" hands down! Even on their off years.

Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?
Oh, for Pete's sake... They're both equally trashy but, of the two, at least Aguilera actually has some talent.

Come on... What do you really think of Britney Spears?
Okay... whenever I see her, for that first nanosecond I think, "Now there's a really beautiful girl. Wonderful complexion, nice smile, great curves." Then, when that first nanosecond is over, I remember WHO she is and I'm just grossed out. Basically, she's a white-trash millionaire.

Favorite reality show?... Come on, everybody has one, just admit it!
..."Celebrity Fit Club."

Do you think they should cancel "The Simpsons"?
While I will watch "The Simpsons" until the very bitter end, it would probably be best to cancel it while it's still moderately popular and not wait until it's put in the Friday night death slot.

Dogs or Cats?
Dogs... Of course... (Phil is looking over my shoulder)

Favorite "South Park" character?
Kyle